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bridge2sickbay - I gave up after three rounds ;)
Kirk/McCoy - Babylon 5
"You can fly to Z'ha'dum, but you will die," Ambassador Spock said to Kirk.
As if this was a way to stop Kirk from flying to the Shadows' home planet with the White Star, his husband next to him.
"They only want to speak with you," McCoy said, and it was his voice that Kirk heard and it were his hands that Kirk had felt last night. There were a body and a brain and even memories - but there was no heart anymore. It was the shell of the man he had once loved, now only a puppet of an alien race.
When the White Star crashed into the city and Kirk jumped from the balcony into the endless void below, knowing that whatever the Shadows had left of McCoy was now burning away, it still broke his own heart once more.
***
Spock/Chekov - Big Bang Theory
"My god, it's that time again," McCoy says as he's almost run over by Ensign Chekov.
"Well, you know," Kirk says with a wink.
"I do," McCoy agrees, following the young man with his eyes until he vanishes in Spock's quarters. "If there's a fetish show for people like them, it's Big Bang Theory - Galactic Edition."
*
"Just in time," Spock remarks when Chekov drops down on the couch next to him.
"Of course," the young Russian manages to say, still fighting for breath.
Spock slowly flips through the channels (as if he doesn't know what Chekov comes for), just to enjoy the anticipation of the boy a little longer.
There is Big Bang Theory, but as two of the people who had been scientific consultants for the scripts, they never manage to sit through one of the actually filmed episodes that are full of incorrect statements, for all the work they put into it.
Finally, the image stands still, showing "Weekly lectures from the Vulcan Academy of Science - N-Dimensional String Theory and Subspace Communications, Part VI"
Spock settles back on the couch, his arm around Chekov as the young man leans against him, the first outline of the growing erection visible under his uniform pants.
***
Kirk/McCoy - Miami Ink
"These two men are actually not just any men, but the famous Starship captain James T. Kirk of the Enterprise, and his dashing chief medical officer Leonard McCoy. They've come in here together for their tenth anniversary tattoo, and in a few minutes they're going to tell us why they've chosen this particular motive -"
"I'll kill Pike for doing this to us," McCoy whispers to Kirk, just below what the mike might capture.
"We lost a fair bet," Kirk whispers back, already pulling down his pants.
"Right." McCoy glares at him. "I've got to kill YOU for betting with him, because I'm rather sure I never asked to participate!"
"In for a penny, out for a pound - or maybe a few square inches." Kirk grins. "We're married - you know, we share everything."
"In a pig's eye," McCoy snarls back, but then the camera is trained on them and with a last growl, he drops his pants too.
Maybe getting a divorce every ten years is worth the consideration.
***
bridge2sickbay - I gave up after three rounds ;)Kirk/McCoy - Babylon 5
"You can fly to Z'ha'dum, but you will die," Ambassador Spock said to Kirk.
As if this was a way to stop Kirk from flying to the Shadows' home planet with the White Star, his husband next to him.
"They only want to speak with you," McCoy said, and it was his voice that Kirk heard and it were his hands that Kirk had felt last night. There were a body and a brain and even memories - but there was no heart anymore. It was the shell of the man he had once loved, now only a puppet of an alien race.
When the White Star crashed into the city and Kirk jumped from the balcony into the endless void below, knowing that whatever the Shadows had left of McCoy was now burning away, it still broke his own heart once more.
***
Spock/Chekov - Big Bang Theory
"My god, it's that time again," McCoy says as he's almost run over by Ensign Chekov.
"Well, you know," Kirk says with a wink.
"I do," McCoy agrees, following the young man with his eyes until he vanishes in Spock's quarters. "If there's a fetish show for people like them, it's Big Bang Theory - Galactic Edition."
*
"Just in time," Spock remarks when Chekov drops down on the couch next to him.
"Of course," the young Russian manages to say, still fighting for breath.
Spock slowly flips through the channels (as if he doesn't know what Chekov comes for), just to enjoy the anticipation of the boy a little longer.
There is Big Bang Theory, but as two of the people who had been scientific consultants for the scripts, they never manage to sit through one of the actually filmed episodes that are full of incorrect statements, for all the work they put into it.
Finally, the image stands still, showing "Weekly lectures from the Vulcan Academy of Science - N-Dimensional String Theory and Subspace Communications, Part VI"
Spock settles back on the couch, his arm around Chekov as the young man leans against him, the first outline of the growing erection visible under his uniform pants.
***
Kirk/McCoy - Miami Ink
"These two men are actually not just any men, but the famous Starship captain James T. Kirk of the Enterprise, and his dashing chief medical officer Leonard McCoy. They've come in here together for their tenth anniversary tattoo, and in a few minutes they're going to tell us why they've chosen this particular motive -"
"I'll kill Pike for doing this to us," McCoy whispers to Kirk, just below what the mike might capture.
"We lost a fair bet," Kirk whispers back, already pulling down his pants.
"Right." McCoy glares at him. "I've got to kill YOU for betting with him, because I'm rather sure I never asked to participate!"
"In for a penny, out for a pound - or maybe a few square inches." Kirk grins. "We're married - you know, we share everything."
"In a pig's eye," McCoy snarls back, but then the camera is trained on them and with a last growl, he drops his pants too.
Maybe getting a divorce every ten years is worth the consideration.
***
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Date: 2009-11-09 06:57 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-11-09 07:19 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-11-09 01:46 pm (UTC)I can't helpt but wonder who Delen is in that universe. Perhaps Pike? In that case, you would have gotten the pairing right after all.
I feel sad now. I wouldn't want that to happen to Pille.
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Date: 2009-11-09 02:21 pm (UTC)