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Five misconceptions Men used to hold about Elves.
1) Galadrial didn't sell her recipe for the ever-lasting lembas bread to the NASA before she left Middle Earth.
2) Elrond didn't leave his lover Isildur because of philosophical differences over The One Ring - he was just sick of playing "catch me if you can" in bed with an invisible Isildur.
3) Elves didn't have long hair because it looked good - it was an amplifier for their mind-reading capabilities.
4) The Elvish penis isn't 30cm long and 8cm in diameter. But it's a hemipenis (twin shaft) like sharks have one, so Aragorn, you better get more open if you want to do the hanky-panky with Legolas ;)
5) Not all elves left Earth - in fact, a major bunch went through their puberty in the 1970's.
watergal - Five misconceptions Men used to hold about Elves.
1) Galadrial didn't sell her recipe for the ever-lasting lembas bread to the NASA before she left Middle Earth.
2) Elrond didn't leave his lover Isildur because of philosophical differences over The One Ring - he was just sick of playing "catch me if you can" in bed with an invisible Isildur.
3) Elves didn't have long hair because it looked good - it was an amplifier for their mind-reading capabilities.
4) The Elvish penis isn't 30cm long and 8cm in diameter. But it's a hemipenis (twin shaft) like sharks have one, so Aragorn, you better get more open if you want to do the hanky-panky with Legolas ;)
5) Not all elves left Earth - in fact, a major bunch went through their puberty in the 1970's.
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Date: 2006-08-30 09:56 pm (UTC)1) Galadrial didn't sell her recipe for the ever-lasting lembas bread to the NASA before she left Middle Earth.
*g* I wondered where Melba toast came from!
2) Elrond didn't leave his lover Isildur because of philosophical differences over The One Ring - he was just sick of playing "catch me if you can" in bed with an invisible Isildur.
LOL! Yeah, problem!
Thanks!
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Date: 2006-08-31 12:17 am (UTC)P.S. Great Spock posting! (Esp. part 5)