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[syredronning]

I'm normally not a big fan of, hmmm, humorous emails I get forwarded *twinkles*

However, this Hillbilly Vasectomy cracked me up, so I absolutely need to share it! *gggggg*

Hillbilly Vasectomy

After having their 11th child, a Hillbilly couple decided that was
enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to
his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to
have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that
could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly
alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, light
it... put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count
to 10."

The Hillbilly said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the
shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my
ear is going to help me."

"Trust me," said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He
held the can up to his ear and began to count:

"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and
resumed counting on his other hand. BOOM

This procedure works in Virginia, West Virginia, North Carolina, South
Carolina, Georgia, Alabama, Florida, Arkansas, Missouri, Kentucky,
Tennessee, Mississippi, and Louisiana.

And an amusing link from iibnf: Playboy model without belly button...the pleasures of over-editing *G*

Comments

[nikita79x.livejournal.com]

I'm from Missouri. Ha, bloody, ha. :P

Of course I just had to share that with my email list, too, now. ;)

[illariy.livejournal.com]

*snort* Poor hillbilly. And do I see Georgia on that list? Let's hope good ol' Bones didn't have the same problem. :P

That model is clearly an alien.