Because...

[syredronning]

I'm at home, lazy, happy, relaxed and satisfied (we were out, watching Traumschiff Surprise, which is a great SciFi and movie-in-general parody with a cool K/S touch *G* ;)

And this is fun, hehe...


Pure, unadulturated animal lust! Pinned against a
tree, thrown to the ground, it doesn't matter.
However it happens, you will be sore and
grinning for weeks!
Just beware of the noise level, lest you attract a
band of desperate and lonely orcs. ;)


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